Oh boy, Tokyo. Just what we needed, another city that never sleeps. Who wants to experience the excitement of the world’s busiest crosswalks or the thrill of getting crushed in the overcrowded subways? And don’t forget about the high prices for everything, from sushi to souvenirs. Sure, you can find some cool things in Tokyo, like anime-themed cafes and the famous robot restaurants. But really, is it worth the jetlag and cultural shock? And let’s not even get started on the questionable fashion choices – what’s up with those platform shoes and Harajuku-inspired outfits? So if you’re looking for a place to get lost in translation, Tokyo might just be your cup of tea. But for the rest of us, we’ll stick to cities with less sensory overload and more legroom on the trains.